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about me

Type out a mini about me here!

best friends

You can link to all your friends and stuff here!

networks

list out all your networks here

awards

your tumblr award winners/botm/ any other prize winners can be displayed here!

anything you want

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FAQ & ASK

type out your facts and questions

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
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pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

cristianoronldo:

cristiano be like “you can’t sit with us”

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goldnosering:

I want dick but I’m very picky